My patronus is a Greyhound shirt

People like this My patronus is a Greyhound shirt psychiatric help. It’s a dog! It licks its own butt hole for the love of god! I’ve had plenty of dogs. They slept on the floor in the kitchen. No special trips out or any crap like that. Daily walk around the block and in the backyard to do its business. People that go all out for their mutts clearly have issues. It’s only a dog, not a child you carried for 9 months. I can’t have children. Aren’t you lucky that you can?! However, your heartlessness makes me afraid for any of your progeny. I love and treat my dogs like children because they are loving, feeling living things. Get off your high horse. Be nice. There are dogs on the street dying and not getting any food and here is a sassy dog that won’t go to sleep until her mom makes her bed? You have got to be kidding me.

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